The Thailand blogs are going to be a bit disjointed as we started in Bangkok, spent 5 days in Krabi, and back to Bangkok again. After finally crossing into Thailand with the group, we boarded the minibuses for the long drive to Bangkok. The first thing we noticed was that they drive on the same side as us! Due to the lengthy immigration queue, we got stuck in traffic and arrived at our hotel a lot later than anticipated. We stayed in Chinatown, and we thought Hanoi was busy… we chucked our bags in the room and met the group for our farewell dinner at a traditional Thai restaurant. I ordered Pad Thai and was so excited about trying it, but when it arrived, it was absolutely awful. I thought.. is this like when you go to Mexico and it doesn’t taste anything like Old el Paso 🤣 another person in our group had it and agreed. It had no flavour and a really slimy texture. We asked the waiting staff for some chili to give it a bit of oomph, but even that couldn’t save it. Mark had a prawn based dish, with only 3 prawns.. it was a massive shame that this was the chosen place for our last dinner together, but the night was still young, so we headed to the sky bar at our hotel. We all chatted and drank until they switched the lights off and kicked us out. It will be strange continuing the adventure without everyone!


The following morning, we decided to have a much needed lie in. We headed to breakfast, and it was one of the worst ones we’ve had on the trip so far. All I fancied was a bowl of Coco Pops, which I had to eat with a teaspoon. So, after a quick Google search for the best brunch, we headed to Wallflower cafe. It was very quirky inside, the cakes looked delicious and it all looked very promising! I ordered a hot latte and ended up with an iced matcha tea 🙄 We ordered a red velvet cake which was covered in flowers, and this gave it a strange taste. We had also ordered some chicken wings, which also came with flowers on! This cafe was obviously all about Instagram and not about the flavour.. or the service. We left feeling deflated as our Thai food experience so far had been beyond rubbish.



After food we took a very long and very sweaty walk to Wat Pho – the home of the reclining Buddha. We went via a local market street, where they were selling all sorts of weird and wonderful, from ducks to organs to penis.. The grounds at Wat Pho are beautiful and there are so many mosaic covered chedis, as well as the 100s of gold Buddha statues. The main attraction here though is the reclining Buddha. We had no idea how big she would be, but it’s definitely a big woahhh when you see her. There are no info boards anywhere, but thanks to Google I can tell you she’s 46 meters long and 15 meters high. We joined the queue to get a better photo, and yet again there are so many people that just try to push in. I wasn’t having any of it, and luckily nor was anyone else.. so multiple people got shouted it 😁 we could definitely have spent more time at Wat Pho, but there is a big lack of shade, and we were both starting to feel tired and dehydrated. I’d definitely recommend coming here early so you can get everything done before it gets super hot.





At the hotel, we’d been given a map with ‘IconSiam’ on – an enormous luxury shopping complex with a daily fountain show. We arrived and asked at the info desk where the fountain show was, and a very nice man pointed us in the right direction. We joined the large crowd of people who were already starting to gather; 45 minutes before it was due to start. 6:30pm came, and everyone was excited to see the show, but no fountains started. The sun hadn’t quite set yet, so we thought maybe they waited until its dark, and we all continued to wait. By the time it got to 7:20pm. and there was still no show, I was getting annoyed and went back to ask the man if the 8pm show was at least going to be on. His reply… there are no shows today…… as his English wasn’t the best, I decided against having a moan and politely suggesting that maybe he could have told us that well over an hour ago, or at least have a sign up somewhere. We were now absolutely starving, and as we were too poor to eat in the super posh shopping centre, we went to the next best thing – McDonald’s. Our first day in Bangkok hadn’t been the best, and we headed back to the hotel to get ready for the early start to get to Krabi.




Krabi blog to follow… but for now; back to Bangkok!
We arrived back into Bangkok airport late due to delay. The taxi I had booked was with a company that only wait 45 minutes after landing, and if you get to them after midnight you go down as a no show and they leave (always read the T&Cs folks!) It was now 22:45, giving us not a lot of time at all to get to the driver. Obviously the baggage carrousel was 800m away and obviously our bags were the 3rd lot to be released onto the belt. I tried to get in contact with the driver but it kept saying network error. We were both now getting twitchy arse, and once we saw our bags, we grabbed them and made a run to the meeting point. This was absolute chaos, and there must have been well over 100 names on the board of people waiting to be picked up. We eventually found ours, then had to wait for one of the co-ordinators to call our driver to tell him we were ready. At 23:40, we eventually got in the taxi. Our lovely driver Ponlawat Pusaart (🤣) had waited for us. We’d decided to book a 5* hotel for the last leg of our trip as a special treat. We arrived, our bags were taken and we went to check in. The lady at the desk began frowning, called another 2 staff members over, then asked if I’d actually had a booking confirmation, as she couldn’t find us on the system. At now 00:30 this is absolutely the last thing we wanted to hear 😫 after much head scratching, it turned out the booking was under Scott Wood (I have no idea who Scott is!) and the very nice lady at check in gave us an upgraded room for the inconvenience. We finally got to the room, and was treated to the poshest of pisses on our heated toilet seat with a jet wash and dryer.



After a sleep, we were both still feeling nauseas (more of that in the Krabi blog) and we really couldn’t be bothered to do much of what we had planned. We Googled the best brunch place, and again ended up at a super posh shopping mall. As we hadn’t eaten much for the past few days, we decided to try having a breakfast starter – a lemon meringue doughnut. It was delicious! And just what we absolutely didn’t need before sitting down for a big meal. Obviously neither of us could finish our food, and we didn’t even have room for a breakfast pudding 😭

Bangkok is home to the world’s largest weekend market, with over 15,000 stalls. We decided to tackle the underground and made the 45 minute journey to spend the last of our cash. It was fantastic to see all the hustle and bustle and the many interesting stalls, but we were both still feeling rubbish, and decided it was best to head back to the hotel. It has a roof top bar and we were keen to use this facility! After a little rest, we got ready and headed up for the fantastic views and a super expensive cocktail. This was our warm up because that night, Newcastle were taking on Man Utd. We got our shirts on and headed to a highly recommended sports bar. It was a great atmosphere with a healthy mix of both supporters. The lads we were sat with were verrrrry passionate, and we were convinced we would be covered in their beer as they repeatedly thumped the table in frustration. Unfortunately it wasn’t the result we wanted. And with that, our last night in Bangkok, and the gap month was over.



Bangkok is an absolutely enormous place and we both felt very overwhelmed by it. I’d definitely recommend having a bit of an itinerary when you’re there as there is so much to see and do, we but had no idea where to start. We stayed in Sukhumvit for the 2nd leg of Bangkok and this was definitely a much calmer place than staying around Chinatown. It’s definitely worth visiting, but unless you like constant people traffic and noise, Chinatown is NOT the place to stay!





















































































































































































































































